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The Educated Failuresby Sriritwik Shastry
SRSriritwik Shastry

The Educated Failures

26 min read·July 16, 2026·
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In the great land of Cheesechester, there stood a vast empire unlike any other in the known world. Rolling meadows of emerald grass stretched between bustling cheese markets and ancient stone libraries. Towering clock towers chimed across cobbled streets. Mice hurried about their daily affairs, carrying books, blueprints, ledgers, and dreams. The empire was renowned for its devotion to education. Every young mouse began life within the Kingdom of Firstcrumb. It was a small and cherished realm at the heart of the empire. Here, the venerable halls of St. Ratford's School educated generations of young minds.

‘The Three Miceketeers’: Haw, Saw and Caw were best friends from the very first day at St. Ratford’s School. Haw was the dreamer, the orator, the leader, forever wandering through libraries, scribbling poetry onto napkins whenever he found time, and asking questions which were difficult to understand. Saw and Caw were equally interested in all of it, yet were always afraid to express their love for these, as it came at the cost of social alienation. Although their hearts belonged here, they pretended to enjoy juggling test tubes and smashing calculators, at which they were, unfortunately and exceptionally good.

Now, there came a moment in every student mouse’s life when one must make the ‘biggest decision’ of their life: CHOOSING YOUR KINGDOM AFTER YOUR 10th GRADE!

It was a moment suspended between adolescence and destiny. The lovely corridors of schools transformed into the hallways of judgement, unknown people became self-proclaimed prophets of success, and every dinner table discussion began to sound like a parliamentary debate on the future of civilisation itself. 

The bewildered miceketeers stood in front of the three great kingdoms of the empire:

  1. THE revered Science Kingdom, where sleep is sacrificed at the altar of formulas and white lab coats.

  2. THE mighty Commerce Kingdom, where calculators click with the rhythm of capitalism and balance sheets determine one’s worth.

AND....

    3. THE FAILURE: The Humanities Kingdom

And then there was Haw’s chosen path. The Humanities Kingdom.
A kingdom so misunderstood that even the signboard leading to it was slightly tilted. No dramatic equations floated in the air. No calculators clattered and clamoured like war drums and knights’ armours. Instead, there were books. Dusty shelves whispering stories of empires long dead, revolutions long buried, and philosophies capable of shaking nations without firing a single arrow.

The moment Haw stepped toward the Humanities corridor, the whole kingdom fell silent. 

It was as if Haw had committed a terrible crime. The silence was not of the ordinary kind. It was the kind that descends upon a kingdom moments before an execution is announced. The ceiling fans continued to spin as though afraid to disturb the gravity of the moment. Pens froze above notebooks. Somewhere in the distance, a metal water bottle rolled across the floor with a dramatic cacophony, like a tumbleweed in an abandoned old western town. 

Teachers exchanged glances heavy with concern, and the air itself became unbearably still. It was the silence of shattered expectations, of unspoken judgment, of a society trying desperately to comprehend why a student, perfectly capable of pursuing equations and profit margins, would willingly walk toward philosophy, politics, literature, history, and the dangerous art of thinking.

Saw adjusted his spectacles.
Caw dropped his cheese wheel.

“You mean... voluntarily?” Caw asked, horrified. 

From the distant corners of Cheesechester emerged a few ‘well-wishers’. They usually appeared during festivals, weddings, result days and career decisions.

“Humanities?” sneered Aunt Ratlina, clutching her pearls as though Haw had announced plans to become a professional sewer musician.

“But you have a great scientific temper!” cried another unknown mouse.
“You scored great marks though?” whispered one uncle he knew from the park, visibly heartbroken.

Soon, the rumours spread across St. Ratford’s School like wildfire.

“They say Haw is going to read books without pictures. OMG!”
“He wants to study history... on purpose. HAHAHA!”

Haw stood as still and calm as water. Unperturbed by the earthquake of rats who lacked perspective, he boldly embarked on the journey. Before taking his first step, the headmouse of St. Ratford’s School came to persuade Haw not to make such a grave mistake, one last time. Haw spoke with unmatched perspicacity and said that “The winds of passion were guiding him to sail towards the kingdom of Humanities.” 

“The tragedy,” the Headmouse declared, adjusting her velvet shawl with the solemnity of a queen addressing a doomed prince, “is that you are fully capable of coming first and winning in the rat race. I mean, what scope does this kingdom have anyway? Please do not throw away your life!”

Haw smiled. Not arrogantly. Not rebelliously but with the quiet serenity of a mouse who had already made peace with his soul long before the world had made peace with his decision.

“I truly honour your faith in my abilities, Madam,” he replied gently, “but I would much rather get out of the rat race... than spend my life winning it.” And off he went...

Meanwhile, Saw entered the mighty Science Kingdom, where most of the students survived entirely on caffeine and academic trauma. You could find only a handful of passionate mice with a scientific temper. The air smelled of burning wires, unfinished assignments, and existential dread. Everywhere he looked were equations so terrifying that they seemed personally offended by human happiness.

He vehemently admonished his own decision to choose subjects he secretly despised merely because society demanded it of him. Since he genuinely enjoyed understanding the world, he found beauty in physics and chemistry and never lost his love for words. While other mice filled their notebooks with laboratory observations, Saw secretly filled the margins with poetry. Not about roses or moonlight, but about the very science he studied. He wrote sonnets for distant galaxies whose light had travelled millions of years merely to be seen. He composed verses about reactions and juggling test tubes that transformed one substance into another and saw them as a reflection of life itself. Covalent bonds became metaphors for friendship, gravity became love, and Inertia became comfort zones.

Saw felt like a triangle trying to fit into a rectangular groove. Yet, as the years passed, a quiet discomfort began to grow within him. He loved science, but not in the way many of his classmates did.

They wished to build machines, design them, and solve complicated equations. He could solve the equations. He could build the machines. He could pass the examinations. Yet with every success, he felt a little like an electron trapped in an excited state, which was stable enough to survive, but never quite at home. The energy required to remain there grew heavier each year... And somewhere between the equation and the metaphor, Saw made a troubling discovery. He had not chosen the wrong subject. He had chosen the wrong destination.

Caw, on the other hand, entered Commerce exactly as everyone expected him to. Numbers came naturally to him. Markets fascinated him. He could dissect a balance sheet with the ease of a surgeon and predict trends before others even noticed them. Yet, he found himself increasingly distracted by a question his textbooks could not answer. Behind every transaction was a desire. Behind every market crash was a fear. Behind every economic boom was a dream.

While his classmates studied profits, Caw studied motives and people. He became captivated by the strange irrationality of human beings. The peculiar creatures who spent money on symbols, fought over ideas, and often acted against their own interests. Commerce taught him about value, but the deeper he ventured into it, the more he wondered who decided what was valuable in the first place.

The concept that caught his attention the most was ‘opportunity cost’. Every choice, his teachers said, came at the expense of another. The lesson followed him beyond the classroom. Every career chosen was another abandoned. Every path taken was a thousand paths forsaken... And somewhere between the ledger and the library, Caw began to suspect that the most important things in life could not always be measured, priced, or accounted for.

Both Saw and Caw were disappointed to choose the will of the society over their own.


YEARS PASSED IN CHEESECHESTER.

Time flew by, just enough for childhood certainty to quietly dissolve into adulthood. Enough for dreams to either sharpen into purpose or evaporate into survival. Then came the year that history would remember as ‘The Great Cheese Panic’.

It began, as most disasters do, with a whisper. Somewhere in the vast empire of Cheesechester, an anonymous rumour began to spread from burrow to burrow, market to market, tavern to tavern.

“The empire's Great Cheese Reserve is running out!”

Nobody knew who had started it. Nobody could prove it. Yet everybody seemed to know somebody who had “heard it from a reliable source.” The rumour was false. Entirely false. The Great Cheese Reserve remained as full as it had ever been, but unfortunately, truth travels on foot while fear rides horseback.

Within days, mice began hoarding cheese. Shelves emptied. Prices soared. Merchants raised alarms. Long queues formed outside warehouses. Every frightened purchase became evidence for the next frightened mouse that the crisis was real. Soon, the panic had spread beyond reason.

In the Kingdom of Commerce, markets convulsed. Traders abandoned caution and chased rumours. Investments vanished overnight. Caw watched in horror as years of economic stability unravelled before his eyes. Every principle he had studied suggested the panic should subside. Instead, it intensified.

In the Kingdom of Science, Saw and his colleagues worked tirelessly. They measured inventories. They conducted audits. They published reports, charts, graphs, and mathematical models proving beyond doubt that the empire possessed more than enough cheese to feed every mouse for years.

Nobody listened. The scientists responded with more evidence. The mice responded with more fear. The more facts were presented, the more suspicious the public became.

“If there is no crisis,” they asked, “why are they trying so hard to convince us?”

Soon, the panic escaped the marketplace altogether. Food riots erupted in the streets. Neighbouring kingdoms accused one another of stealing supplies. Families argued across dinner tables. Citizens stopped trusting institutions. The empire itself began to fracture under the weight of a shortage that did not exist.

A strange question echoed through the halls of power. “Why?”
The cheese was never disappearing. The science was correct. The economics were correct. Yet society was collapsing. Why?

Alarmed by the growing chaos, the emperor summoned the brightest minds in the empire. Economists arrived carrying ledgers. Scientists arrived carrying reports. Engineers arrived carrying solutions. For three days and three nights, the Imperial Council debated.

“The reserves are sufficient,” declared the scientists.
“We have verified every warehouse, every stockpile, every grain of cheese.”

“The markets will stabilise,” insisted the economists.
“Once the public realises there is no shortage, demand will return to normal.”

Yet beyond the palace walls, the empire continued to burn. The emperor listened to every expert. Then he asked a simple question.“If all of you are correct, why is my empire falling apart?”

Silence.

For the first time in the empire's history, the greatest minds possessed answers, but not understanding. As confusion thickened in the chamber like storm clouds gathering over a restless sea, the great doors of the Imperial Hall groaned open upon their ancient hinges. Every head turned. Every whisper faltered, and every argument died unfinished upon the lips that had birthed it.

A lone figure stood at the threshold. Not a scientist draped in medals nor a merchant adorned with wealth. There stood a traveller. His cloak bore the dust of distant roads and forgotten kingdoms. For a moment, nobody spoke. Then the imperial herald struck his staff against the marble floor. Once. Twice. Three times. His voice echoed through the hall.“Presenting Haw of the Kingdom of Humanities.”

A ripple of laughter swept through the chamber. “Humanities?”
“A philosopher will save the empire?”
“Perhaps he shall write an essay on the riots.”

The chuckles multiplied. Haw listened. He neither flinched nor frowned. He simply waited, because he knew what every student of humanity eventually learns... A crowd can hear words long before it is ready to hear the meaning.

He returned now not as a student, but as a traveller shaped by a thousand stories. In his gaze rested the quiet weight of civilizations won and lost, revolutions begun by whispers, kingdoms shattered by rumours, and ordinary creatures transformed by extraordinary ideas. He carried no formula capable of predicting the stars, nor did he carry a fortune capable of purchasing influence. Yet there was something about him that commanded attention as surely as the moon commands the tides.

When the laughter finally faded, Haw stepped into the centre of the hall and looked upon the assembly. He looked upon the scientists, the merchants and the engineers. He looked upon the emperor, and then he spoke.

“Tell me, learned mice of Cheesechester. If a bridge collapses, whom do we summon?”
“The engineers,”
answered the assembly.

“If a plague spreads?”
“The scientists,”
answered the assembly.

“If the treasury empties?”
“The economists,”
answered the assembly.

Haw nodded. “Then tell me this.”

“If neighbour turns against neighbour...”
“If truth is rejected and lies embraced...”
“If fear governs where reason once ruled...”
“If an entire civilisation begins tearing itself apart despite possessing food, wealth, knowledge, and peace...”

“Whom do we summon then?”
The chamber became still as no one had ever asked that question. Haw continued.

“You laugh at Humanities because you believe it studies nothing. You are mistaken. It studies everything. It studies kings and beggars. It studies wars and weddings. It studies faith, ambition, jealousy, courage, hope, greed, love, hatred, memory, and meaning. It studies the strange creature who builds the laboratory, funds the market, designs the machine, and then decides whether to use them for creation or destruction. It studies us.”

His gaze swept across the room.

“You have measured the cheese, the prices and the warehouses. You have measured everything except the thing causing the crisis.” He pointed beyond the palace walls. “The frightened heart.” The words hung in the air. “You stand bewildered because your numbers are correct. Yet the empire burns. Why? Because facts answer questions, but fear creates them. Statistics may inform the mind, but stories move the soul. Because evidence tells us what is, but belief determines what we do about it.”

He began to walk slowly across the hall. “Centuries ago, entire kingdoms marched to war over rumours, markets collapsed because merchants feared shadows, and nations starved while granaries remained full. The crisis changes. The human being does not.” A murmur stirred through the chamber.

“The mice are not hoarding cheese because they are hungry. They are hoarding certainty. They are not protecting food. They are protecting themselves from uncertainty. The rumour survives not because it is true. It survives because it is believed, and belief is not defeated by humiliation. Nor by mockery. Nor by graphs thrust into frightened faces.”

A few scientists lowered their eyes. A few economists shifted uneasily. Haw's voice grew stronger.

“You seek to cure fear with arithmetic. You seek to cure distrust with statistics. You seek to cure panic with equations. Yet a physician who treats only symptoms is no physician at all. The disease is not in the warehouses. The disease is in the imagination of the empire.”

The hall fell utterly silent. Even the chandeliers seemed to listen. Then Haw turned toward his old friends, Saw and Caw, and for the first time, he smiled. “My old friends. Science taught us what is true. Commerce taught us what is valuable. But Humanities teaches us why truth is rejected and why value is forgotten.”

He turned to the emperor.

“Your Majesty, do not ask the scientists to become philosophers. Do not ask the economists to become poets. Do not ask the historians to become engineers. A civilisation thrives not when one kingdom conquers the others. It thrives when each remembers why the others are necessary.

For what use is science without wisdom? What use is wealth without purpose? What use is power without understanding? What use is knowledge if we do not understand the knower?”

At that moment, something shifted within the chamber. The laughter was gone. The scepticism vanished. The arrogance obliterated. The mice suddenly understood that the empire had mistaken the foundation for the building. When he finished, no one spoke, because some truths arrive with such force that applause feels too small a reaction. In the profound silence that followed, the empire began, at last, to understand itself.

The emperor watched as understanding spread through the assembly like dawn spreading across a dark horizon. The emperor remained silent for a long while. His gaze was not fixed upon Haw, but upon the vast map of Cheesechester. The red markings that had once seemed like isolated crises now appeared as symptoms of a single wound running through the heart of the empire. At last, the emperor spoke.

“O Great Haw, you have shown us the disease. You have held a mirror before an empire that had forgotten its own reflection. I confess my ignorance. I confess that I dismissed the Kingdom of Humanities as a land of daydreamers when, in truth, it was studying the very creatures for whom all kingdoms exist. But tell me now, what is the remedy? How do we save Cheesechester?”

Haw looked across the chamber. Through the stained glass windows, evening light poured into the hall, casting long ribbons of gold across the marble floor. The colours mingled together upon the stone, blue merging into red, red into green, green into gold, until no shade could claim supremacy over another. Haw smiled faintly.

“Your Majesty,” he began, “for generations, the kingdoms have lived like quarrelling siblings beneath the same roof. Science believed itself to be the architect of progress. Commerce believed itself to be the engine of prosperity. Humanities was told to sit quietly in the corner and write mere poetry while the important work was done. Yet look around you. The Empire is not collapsing because Science failed. The Empire is not collapsing because Commerce failed. The Empire is collapsing because each kingdom attempted to solve a problem that belonged to all three.”

He turned towards Saw.

“My old friend, Science must leave the laboratory. Let its truths walk among the people. Let its discoveries be spoken not in the language of specialists but in the language of ordinary mice. For knowledge locked in towers is no more useful than water locked behind a dam while the fields below wither.”

Then he turned towards Caw.

“And Commerce must do what Commerce does best. Restore stability. Prevent panic from becoming profit. Ensure that every citizen sees fairness not merely as a promise but as a reality. For trust is difficult to build and remarkably easy to price.”

Finally, Haw stepped into the centre of the hall.

“And Humanities shall do what it has always done. We shall listen. We shall teach. We shall remind the empire of its shared story. We shall rebuild the invisible bridges that connect one heart to another. We shall fight fear not with swords but with understanding. Not because stories are stronger than facts, but because stories determine whether facts are believed!”

The hall remained transfixed. Then the Emperor narrowed his eyes thoughtfully.
“There is something I do not understand.” The chamber stirred. The emperor continued.

“At this very moment, all present acknowledge your wit and wisdom. The Kingdom of Humanities has succeeded where others have failed. You could seize this moment. You could proclaim Humanities superior to Science. Superior to Commerce. You could elevate your kingdom above all others. Why do you not?”

A murmur swept through the assembly. It was a fair question. Many awaited the answer. For a moment, Haw said nothing. Then he laughed. Not mockingly. Not triumphantly, but with the quiet amusement of a teacher hearing a student unknowingly answer his own question. He slowly turned towards the emperor.

“Your Majesty...” The smile remained on his face. “That is precisely why I am from the Kingdom of Humanities.”

The words settled over the chamber like falling snow. Haw's gaze swept across the chamber. The words seemed to reverberate through the hall itself. In that moment, the emperor understood. The emperor descended from his throne and stood before the three miceketeers. Then, before the astonished assembly, he clasped their paws together. For the first time in the history of Cheesechester, the three kingdoms stood united and somewhere beyond the palace walls, though the mice did not yet know it, the Great Cheese Panic had already begun to lose its grip. For fear thrives in division, but hope, like fire, spreads from one light to another.

And on that evening, in the heart of the Imperial Hall, three lights became one.


A FEW YEARS LATER...

As the seasons turned, the scars left by the Great Cheese Panic gradually faded from the face of the Empire. The marketplaces once again hummed with the cheerful chaos of commerce. The laboratories returned to their discoveries. The libraries returned to their quiet debates. The fear that had swept through Cheesechester like a wildfire became, in time, little more than a cautionary tale whispered by elders to younger generations.

Yet the Empire did not forget. It remembered the scientists who had defended truth when falsehood seemed easier to believe. It remembered the economists who had restored stability when panic threatened prosperity. And above all, it remembered the lesson that understanding human beings was every bit as important as understanding markets or molecules.

News of ‘The Great Reconciliation’ spread far beyond the Imperial Court. It travelled through bustling cities and sleepy villages, through academies and marketplaces, through taverns and town squares. Eventually, it arrived at a place far from the emperors and ministers, St. Ratford's School in the Kingdom of Firstcrumb. The very institution where three young mice had once shared the same classroom, chased the same dreams, and sat through the same examinations. The Headmouse read the accounts of the crisis with growing astonishment. The names were impossible to miss (especially Haw).

The same students who had once wandered the corridors of St. Ratford's with ink-stained paws had become the very mice who helped steer an Empire through its darkest hour. The school administration wasted no time. Golden invitations were dispatched across the three kingdoms, carrying a single request:
“Return home. Not as students. Not as former pupils. But as living examples of what education was truly meant to produce.”

And so, on a bright autumn morning, the ancient bells of St. Ratford's rang louder than they had in decades. Banners fluttered from every tower. The assembly hall was adorned with garlands and flags. Students crowded every balcony and corridor, eager to catch a glimpse of the legendary trio whose names had become known throughout the Empire.

For the first time in many years, Saw, Caw, and Haw walked once more through the gates they had crossed as children. The stone pathways were the same. The classrooms were the same. Even the old oak tree in the courtyard seemed unchanged. Yet everything felt different. As they approached the grand auditorium, where hundreds of young mice waited eagerly to hear their words, none of them could help but smile at the beautiful irony of it all. The empire had summoned them to save a civilisation. Now their old school was summoning them to inspire the next generation that would one day inherit it.

Saw spoke first. The applause that greeted him was thunderous. After all, he was one of the empire's most respected scientists (from THE revered science kingdom), a mouse whose discoveries were studied across kingdoms and whose contributions during the Great Cheese Panic had become the stuff of legend. Yet when the applause faded, Saw remained silent for a moment. His eyes wandered across the rows of students before him. Then he smiled.

“It is a strange thing,” he began softly, looking at his notes, “to spend your entire life becoming successful, only to discover that success and fulfilment are not always the same destination.”

The hall grew quiet. “When I sat where you sit today, I chose Science. Not because I loved it, but because I was good at it. He paused. "For years, I succumbed to the whims and fancies of the society, which glorified science and placed it on a pedestal so high that no one could ignore. I thought that I admired Science, and I was destined to spend my life within it. Yet every evening, after the experiments were finished and the reports were complete, I found myself returning to the same place.”  His paw tapped his heart. “Words.”

A faint smile appeared. “I wrote poems about galaxies. I wrote sonnets about atoms. I compared entropy to growing older and covalent bonds to friendship. My colleagues laughed.” The students laughed too. “Perhaps they were right to.” More laughter. “But looking back, I realise those poems were not a hobby. They were a clue.” The hall fell silent once more. “Sometimes your heart leaves breadcrumbs long before your mind discovers the path.” Saw looked across the audience.“If I could speak to my younger self, I would tell him not to choose a path merely because society respects it. Do not choose a path merely because you are capable of walking it. Choose the path upon which your soul comes alive.”

His voice softened. “I became a successful scientist.” A small smile touched his face. “But a happy one? Not so sure... A part of me will always wonder about the poet I left waiting at the crossroads. So, my dear young minds, do not ignore your inner calling and please, listen to your heart! As the famous Nicholas Cheeseparks once said: Listen to your heart, it may be on your left, but it’s always right”

The entire hall erupted into applause. Many young minds were astonished to hear that a great scientist was appreciating the failed humanities kingdom. When the applause finally subsided, Caw rose from his seat and walked to the podium.

“I was fortunate,” he began. “Commerce rewarded me generously. My ventures prospered. My investments succeeded. By every conventional measure, I won.”

The students listened attentively. “And yet, for many years, I carried a question that refused to leave me alone.” His gaze drifted toward the high windows of the auditorium. “The question was not whether I was successful. It was whether I was where I belonged. I entered Commerce because I was good with numbers. The world applauded my decisions. Teachers praised me. Society approved.”

He smiled faintly. “The trouble is that society often mistakes competence for destiny.” The students exchanged glances.“I understood markets. I understood trade. I understood wealth, but what fascinated me most was never the numbers. It was the people behind them.” His voice grew reflective.“I wanted to know why nations behaved irrationally. Why crowds panicked. Why leaders inspire. Why civilisations rose and fell. Every balance sheet eventually led me toward history. Every market eventually led me toward politics. Every economic theory eventually led me toward human nature.”

He laughed quietly. “The clues were obvious, but I ignored them because everyone kept telling me how fortunate I was.” His expression softened. “One of the greatest tragedies in life is not failure. It is spending years succeeding at something you were never truly meant to become. I do not regret my journey. Commerce taught me invaluable lessons, but if I have one message for you, it is that never allow applause to become your compass.” He looked directly at the students. “People will cheer for many versions of you. The only question that matters is whether the version being applauded is actually you.”
The students clapped their hands, moved by his honesty.

And then finally came Haw! The most anticipated speaker among the three micketeers.

Unlike Saw and Caw, he carried no notes. He simply walked to the centre of the stage and stood there, allowing the silence to settle around him.

“Greetings to one and all present here. I am Haw, THE BIGGEST FAILURE.

A tremor of laughter ran through the hall, sharp as the first crack in a frozen lake. Haw smiled as it was the nervous amusement of an audience unprepared to be told the truth about itself. “Yes, that is what society called me. A failure. A misguided mouse. A poor investment of time, talent, and expectation. They looked at me as though I had wandered out of the respectable road and into the wilderness. They pitied me for choosing Humanities, as though I had chosen darkness instead of light, silence instead of success, dust instead of destiny.” The Headmouse looked at Haw with a sheepish smile, recalling the many years she had underestimated him.

He stepped forward then, and the hall seemed to lean towards him. “But hear me well. There are failures that are only failures in the vocabulary of the crowd. I was not a failure because I chose differently. I was called a failure because I chose deliberately. I refused to be drafted into a life that glittered on the outside and starved on the inside. I chose the kingdom that asked me to understand people, and not merely measure them. To listen to history, and not merely recite it.”

A murmur spread through the audience, and Haw’s voice deepened, gaining the resonance of wisdom weathered by experience. “Do you know what Humanities teaches a mouse? It teaches that science may reveal how the world works, commerce may reveal how the world trades, but humanity, Ah, humanity alone reveals why the world weeps, why it rises, why it falls, why it forgives, why it remembers.”

He paused, and the silence that followed was not empty, but expectant, as the room itself had begun to listen with its whole being. “I know what many of you have been told. Be practical, they say. Be sensible. Be safe. Choose what is praised and profitable. Choose what will silence the people, satisfy the neighbours, and impress the strangers who will never love you enough to bear the burden of your life. I’ll tell you this, that a life lived only for approval is a beautifully decorated prison. A life spent pleasing the crowd may earn you applause, but applause is a shallow currency. It rings loudly and lasts briefly, and when the noise fades, what remains? You remain. Your choices remain. Your mornings remain. Your future remains. So choose a path that you can stand beside when the world falls silent.”

Then his tone changed, and it became softer, yet somehow even more powerful. “I am not here to ask you to become me. I am not here to recruit you into my kingdom. I am here to ask you to become yourselves with ferocity, with honesty, with splendour, because the greatest betrayal is not failure in the eyes of society. The greatest betrayal is success in the wrong direction. The greatest tragedy is to win every battle the world gives you, only to lose the war inside your own heart. Listen to your inner calling before it disappears beneath the heavy boots of expectation.”

Haw lifted his head, and in that moment, he no longer looked like a mouse who had been mocked into greatness. He looked like someone who had turned mockery into meaning and then, with a brilliance that seemed to gather all the light in the hall into a single point, Haw concluded, “Because in the end, my young friends, no kingdom is greater than the kingdom of your heart, the one that beats inside your chest. No throne is higher than conviction. No crown nobler than authenticity, and no success, however grand, is worth the price of becoming a stranger to yourself. Always remember this!

Thank you for having me here. It feels good to be back home!”

The entire auditorium rose to its feet as though pulled upward by a single invisible thread. The sound of the applause crashed against the walls and vaulted ceilings like waves against a cliffside, growing louder, richer, and more powerful with each passing second. Even the sternest members of the faculty abandoned their composure and joined the ovation with unreserved enthusiasm.

The applause was not merely for Haw. It was not even for his words. It was for the courage those words had awakened. It was for every future artist, scientist, entrepreneur, diplomat, philosopher, writer, researcher, and dreamer sitting in that hall.

The applause continued long after Haw stepped away from the podium. It rolled through the auditorium like thunder across a mountain range, refusing to fade or settle. As the celebrations carried on within the halls of St. Ratford's, Haw quietly slipped through the old wooden doors and into the evening air. The sun was beginning its descent beyond the rooftops, painting the sky with strokes of amber and gold. Students clustered throughout the courtyard, animatedly discussing the speeches they had just heard.

For the first time in many years, the Kingdom of Humanities had become fashionable. Haw smiled at the thought. Then he stopped. Near the old oak tree stood a young mouse, no older than Haw had been when he first sat in those classrooms. The youngster held three admission scrolls in his paws. One from each Kingdom. The expression on his face was familiar. It was the expression of a soul standing at a crossroads.

Before the young mouse could speak, an enthusiastic “well-wisher” placed a paw upon his shoulder. “My boy,” he declared confidently, “whatever you do, don't make the mistake our generation made.

The youngster looked up. The well-wisher lowered his voice as though revealing a great secret. “Forget Science. Forget Commerce. Humanities is where the future is. Didn't you hear Haw's speech? All the smart mice are choosing Humanities now.” The young mouse frowned. “But I...”

“No, no,” interrupted the well-wisher. “Trust me. Humanities is the path to greatness.” The youngster glanced down at his scrolls once more. Not a single question had been asked about what he actually wanted. Not one. At that precise moment, Haw closed his eyes. A slow paw travelled to his forehead. He sighed. Deeply. Profoundly. Catastrophically and said,

“Oh, Dear. There Goes Another Educated Failure!”

THE END


NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR:

Hello there! I hope you enjoyed reading that! As a student of the Humanities myself, I had long harboured an aspiration to articulate, through literature, the profoundly unspoken sentiments of a humanities student, many of which find resonance within Haw’s story.

This narrative is not an exercise in bruising egos or tarnishing the importance of other academic streams, but rather an endeavour to illuminate the profundity, nuance, and indispensable relevance of the Humanities and why a Humanities student shall invariably perceive the world through a lens fundamentally distinct from the ordinary.

It is unfortunate that the term ‘Arts Student’ is a disparaged identity! Many do not even realise that there is a difference between the Arts and the Humanities, and often use the two terms interchangeably despite their distinct purposes and identities. I realised this while introducing myself, as I have always introduced myself unapologetically as a proud student of the Humanities’ because the word ‘Arts’ has regrettably suffered the misfortune of societal trivialisation. And therein lies the irony of our age. The exhausted engineer returns home not to equations, but to music. The businessman monetises paintings and aesthetics while dismissing the disciplines that birthed them.

We are enveloped perpetually by literature, cinema, rhetoric, psychology, politics, history, and philosophy, yet also remain astonishingly reluctant to accord them the reverence they deserve.

I would also like to mention that ‘Who Moved My Cheese?’ by Spencer Johnson was one of the great inspirations behind this story, as it was a book that genuinely moved me and gave me the courage to step into an unfamiliar territory without fear. In many ways, Haw’s journey and his name were born from that very feeling. In a nutshell, the purpose of this story is to help the reader understand the importance of the Humanities and, more importantly, how a humanities student truly feels.

In the end, if this story supported or challenged your perspective, then allow me to leave you with one final irony: “The very stream society mocks is the one that taught me how to understand the society mocking it.”

You read that twice, didn’t you? :)

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Title

The Educated Failures

Published

16 July 2026

Word Count

6,091

Genre

Satire

Reference
SS-0F15-FB9F

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