Satire
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Turkey Teethby desklife
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Turkey Teeth

1 min read·June 18, 2026·
a woman getting her teeth checked by a dentist

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Poor Jim's broken teeth stopped him kissing

But the quote to replace left him hissing.

So to Turkey he went

And less money he spent

But he woke up with one kidney missing.

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Title

Turkey Teeth

Author

desklife

Published

18 June 2026

Word Count

33

Genre

Satire

Reference
SS-1F29-0200

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