Return of the Good Bunny

There was Easter approaching. All the Spanish world listened to Bad Bunny the rapper. However, Easter is a holiday of happiness. There should be good things involved. The Easter bunny was the real MVP of all the bunnies in the world. So, he was the Good Bunny. Easter bunny knew that in order to remain popular he’d need to challenge the Bad Bunny for a rap standoff.

The only problem was the Good Bunny didn’t know how to rap.

He tried reading books and listening to podcasts before the time ran out. Bad Bunny did receive the challenge letter and accepted the date for the rap battle.

Easter bunny decided to learn from the best and went straight to Dr. Dre studio. He stepped in the exact office where legendary Eminem career begun.

“So doctor, please tell me how to I improve my art?”

Dr. Dre looked at him from paws to ears and back. “You just spit them lyrics from the heart, Easter.” He spoke. Easter let it sink and realized it was his problem all along. As a symbol of a holiday, he didn’t have much of emotions or heart so to speak.

“What to do? What to do?” – he thought to himself...

Then an inspiration struck him. All the children that play the Easter bunny they have feelings and hearts. What if he, the original Easter bunny, will use their emotions to deliver his lyrics?

Desperate problems require desperate measures. He thought.

The rap battle date was approaching. There were two days left. Easter knew enough Spanish to understand that Bad Bunny was “Bad” not without a reason.

But “Good” should always out power the “Bad”. Easter Bunny had his lyrics ready, his beats polished, his rhythm flowing...

Finally, the day has come and luckily the Bad Bunny agreed to do the battle at the Easter’s mansion.

Bad Bunny was fierce with his new song, stylish Spanish and English lyrics, great sense of music. Very hard to beat. He dissed Easter left and right.

Easter realized he’d need to channel a bigger energy than he expected. He also realized he’d need to improvise, because his original lyrics were too friendly. Easter used all the slang words he knew and when the beat stopped, everybody knew who has won. Bad Bunny shook the paw of the Good Bunny and the Easter festivities commenced to a new song. Good Bunny was on top of the list. But Easter Bunny figured Bad Bunny wasn’t such a bad guy after all. He sent him a present basket after all. It’s not everyday you lose to an actual bunny.

The End