You Broke My Heart

You broke my heart, I was all a quiver

I drank, and so you broke my liver.

I couldn't cope, I went insane

That means you also broke my brain.

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My lungs collapsed, and that's perhaps

Your fault as well, it seems.

Can you confirm you didn't mean

To also go and break my spleen?

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I've got arthritis, not by chance

And something called St Vitus Dance

And just to get the whole thing out

You've given me a touch of gout.

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My knees won't bend, I need a chair

You know you made me lose my hair?

It's all your fault, you broke my heart.

It's all there on my medical chart.