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When I Married A Girl from Tibetby desklife
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When I Married A Girl from Tibet

1 min read·May 12, 2026·
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When I married a girl from Tibet

My heart, it went all a flutter

So I didn't care

That she'd smothered her hair

With a pound and a half of yak butter.

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When I married a girl from Tibet

I promised never to harm her

But down the aisle I slipped

And head-butted her lip

I must have tripped over her llama.

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When I married a girl from Tibet

The wedding guests threw the confetti

But I went quite pale

When I lifted her veil

Oh my God! I've just married a Yeti!

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Title

When I Married A Girl from Tibet

Author

desklife

Published

12 May 2026

Word Count

95

Genre

Satire

Reference
SS-0459-AA43

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