Stress or Urge?

Stress or Urge

‘Stress or Urge?’ The doctor asked.

‘Both’, I said, quite unsurpassed.

‘Frequency?’

‘Yes, that as well.’

‘Any warning?’

‘No, I can’t tell.’

‘Exercise is what you need.’

‘When I do, it comes with speed.’

‘Pelvic floor is what I mean.

Stop the flow when in mid-stream.’

Is she joking? Was my thought,

My down below’s no longer taut.

‘Stop my wee, when in mid stream.

No chance love, for that I dream.’

‘Vaginal pessaries will help,

Within a week you’ll see.

Take the advice I give to you my friend,

And you’ll soon be Tena free.’

‘I’m sceptical’ I said to her.

‘It’s really had some wear and tear.’

‘So it has’ she said, with a closer look.

‘A stitch or two, and nip and tuck?’

For this procedure, I did agree,

And I’d no longer, stink of pee.

Goodbye to urgency of flow,

And panty pads now, don’t you know.

A liberated, lively, vibrant me,

Completely soggy gusset free.