Rule H2- The Highway Code
1 min read·May 6, 2026·
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I'm speaking to you from a jar
In an autopsy room, not too far.
When the new Highway Code
Said step in the road,
You have right of way, not that car.
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My legs are now kept in a brace
My arm's in a different place
My kidney is transplanted in
A man who abused lots of gin.
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Some bits are in an appliance
Donated to medical science.
My skeleton isn't much use
Apparently, everything's loose.
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My skull is now used as a demo
To drivers who don't read the memo
Please get in a good safety mode
And abide by the new Highway Code!
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