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Jim's Seduction Adviceby desklife
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Jim's Seduction Advice

1 min read·October 2, 2026·
a man and a woman that are looking at something

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Jim's love life had left him bereft

His confidence had nothing left

When a friend said get near

And blow in their ear

He blew in so hard they went deaf.

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Title

Jim's Seduction Advice

Author

desklife

Published

2 October 2026

Word Count

31

Genre

Satire

Reference
SS-68B0-8482

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