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Jim's New Microscopeby desklife
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Jim's New Microscope

1 min read·July 6, 2026·
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Poor Jim was unable to cope

When he peered down his new microscope

After seeing the bacteria

That was on his exterior

He screamed for some carbolic soap.

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Title

Jim's New Microscope

Author

desklife

Published

6 July 2026

Word Count

28

Genre

Satire

Reference
SS-2884-1AC2

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