Giselle's Blooming Life

Giselle is a Romany Gypsy

Who would dance by the light of the fire

And when she swayed both her hips she

Would drive the men wild with desire.

She dreamed life would bloom into marriage

To a Romany Gypsy of course

She wanted a man with a nice caravan

And she hoped he would have a big horse.

She settled for Aaron to marry

The one with the gold-capped tooth

He'd sharpen your knives and tarmac the drives

Then offer to re-tile your roof.

The wedding was typically gypsy

The Romanies came from afar

And most of the family got tipsy

When told of free drinks at the bar.

The honeymoon night was eventful

When Aaron would prove he's a man

And Giselle did not feel resentful

When the back wheels collapsed on the van.

In time, along came the babies

And the family had quickly expanded

With Aaron the father of ten little kids

Except for the one who's left-handed.

Giselle is a Romany gypsy

She now cooks by the light of the fire

And when they've tasted her chips she

Still drives the men wild with desire.