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What An Excuseby Amy J Richardson-Clemmit
AMAmy J Richardson-Clemmit

What An Excuse

1 min read·May 28, 2026·
woman in white dress dancing with girl in white dress on green grass field during daytime

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The girls rejoice at being released

Into a sun-drenched garden, greased

With sun cream, ‘til their skin streaks white,

Like youngling seagulls taking flight,

To run wild on a bed of clover and moss,

The eldest sibling the barefoot boss,

Beneath a watchful copper beech,

A ball and ice cream offered to each,

An attempt to keep the squawks at bay,

Creates sticky fingers while still at play,

Before too long a ball arcs beyond,

Past the tree and past the pond,

Tears flow, it was thrown too hard

Into the next door neighbour’s yard,

There are toys aplenty, I see no sense

In children clambering at the fence,

But what an excuse to toss them over,

And lie supine upon the clover!

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Title

What An Excuse

Published

28 May 2026

Word Count

123

Genre

Literary Fiction

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